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studip:

my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else

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mitchdahbitch:

occupation: ugly friend

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psyducker:

this is literally my favorite trend ever please never let this die

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californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

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drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

Loooool

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aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

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quorious:

this is the funniest post i have ever seen and now i need to start watching this show

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